doctordistress:

The Master tries subtler means of persuasion.

doctordistress:

The Master tries subtler means of persuasion.

(via dangerpro)

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

mockeryd:

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

If I stop reblogging this, it’s because I’m dead.

(via endninja)

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

(via endninja)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

amelia-e-grey:

senecasbearddontgiveafuck:

13pianos:

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and she can’t remember who i am

WHY DID YOU ADD THAT LAST PART YOU MONSTER ;_;

(via endninja)

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

(via endninja)

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke… I felt like destroying something beautiful.

Fight Club (1999) Dir. David Fincher

(via theroyaltenenblarghs)

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

(via theperksofdefloweringawall)

abnormal-fallen-angel:

mythicalogical:

thesexypenguin:


The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Reblogging. always. always. always.

ALWAYS REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!

abnormal-fallen-angel:

mythicalogical:

thesexypenguin:

The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Reblogging. always. always. always.

ALWAYS REBLOG!!!!!!!!!!

(via queennorthway)

dirtyberd:

The only proposal I’ll accept

dirtyberd:

The only proposal I’ll accept

(via fieryplague)

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

(via ilovefoodsomuchithurts)

wormparty:

"how about a movie about the popular girl who’s bullied by the quirky nerd girl who thinks shes better bc shes ‘not like the other girls’"

how about we stop making movies that pit girls against each other and start making movies about girls having healthy friendships

(via preciousnugget)

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand. — Sylvia Plath  (via yahighway)

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