Seeing Neil Patrick Harris in Hedwig and the Angry Inch tonight was the last evidence I needed to conclude that men should wear high heels much more to show of some fine legs.

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

(via ilovefoodsomuchithurts)

like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

(via cuppcakeeloverr)

Academy Award winning film, The King’s Speech.

(via david-10inch)

bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

(via sillur6)

ghost-anus:

If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are

(via mishaisaglob)

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

(via mishaisaglob)

all-four-cheekbones:

doorlord5ever:

all-four-cheekbones:

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

You mean his aracnobatics?

You win best response.

(via the--lawyer)

hiddlestonss:

I’m with you ‘til the end of the line.

(via a-small-british-whovian)

beetleshell:

captainqueeg:

I love the sort of sense it makes as a metaphor, and then no, no sense at all.

I really like this. This is actually really cool.

beetleshell:

captainqueeg:

I love the sort of sense it makes as a metaphor, and then no, no sense at all.

I really like this. This is actually really cool.

(via memorielle)

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble

ellen degeneres comes to me

(via pizza)

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

(via amys-doctah)