straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(via galactic-walrus)

(via paprika)

mydearcucumberbatch:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and plan to use this line often in the future

(via fallingtothefloor)

kcesliv-irot:

my spirit animal.

kcesliv-irot:

my spirit animal.

4licia:

pixiedeath:

cartoonpolitics:

"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America." ~ Violet Rose

best quote/statement ever

best cartoon/post ever

4licia:

pixiedeath:

cartoonpolitics:

"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America." ~ Violet Rose

best quote/statement ever

best cartoon/post ever

(via queennorthway)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via paradoxsocks)

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

(via crackerjock)

heichoudrivingtheimpala:

Just in case anyone missed it…!

In the mythology Loki gave birth to Sleipner, a horse with 8 legs and fathered the Midarsormen/Midgards Serpent and the Fenrir wolf. It shouldn’t be a suprise that he’s bi 

(via thegoldensnitch)

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

(via memorielle)

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?
Do you see these two words?
They do not mean the same thing.
Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

(via carryonbucky)

"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

(via thegoldensnitch)

writing tip #925:

gr8writingtips:

love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring

(via crackerjock)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(via crackerjock)

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

(via crackerjock)